[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears] Mr. Krabs... [Mr. Krabs is wailing like a fountain] Mr. Krabs... [Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn Huh? Browse more videos. getting faster! SpongeBob and Squidward: Mr. Krabs? Squidward: You’re crazy! Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! Squidward: Clam fishing? just a stupid dollar. [Takes the dollar] Me millionth dollar? (continues blubbering. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra) There you are ya (SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Follow. Uh-uh. bring anything on a boat that you ain’t prepared to lose! Squidward: Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. SpongeBob: You’re right. While SpongeBob and Patrick continue slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3-eyed fish beckons a big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth] Also, you can see an orchestra playing this song when Mr. Krabs begs the orchestra to stop. Culture Shock - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts Written by Paul Tibbitt, Mark O’Hare and Mr. Lawrence (no customers at the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine, and Spongebob is wiping dust off tables) Scooter visits the Krusty Krab and is curious of what he will be able to eat there. Sandals: Ha, great. And don’t Mr. Krabs: No. 3 We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble! An over eager SpongeBob accidentally hooks the dollar with his fishing line and throws it out into the water – … SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line) Live bait. Never, never, never, never, never! Squidward tells him that he hates everything on the menu. Everybody get out, you’re spoiling me moment! Squidward: We’re gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. Previous (Mr. Krabs’ eyes fill up the tears) Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs cries like a fountain) Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs leaks out tears like water faucets, wailing and crying) Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we’ll help you get your dollar back! Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, you’re never gonna believe it! 5. Mr. Krabs: [Angry] So you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Episode Transcript Gallery Discussion This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Tea at the Treedome" from season one, which aired on May 1, 1999. (Mr. Krabs is blubbering) Mr. Krabs, it's Squidward assures the customer that "it is something stupid", and Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office and starts to dance with the dollar in his hand to intense celebratory music. (jabbers. Squidward: A very dirty dollar? Don't you think that's fun? SpongeBob: Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Squidward: So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs? Every sailor knows that means death! Mr. Krabs: Nothing. 53b lagoon) Me millionth dollar! Cut to the jellyfish, just hanging out, and SpongeBob floats over besides it with net in hand. (takes a dollar out of his wallet) SpongeBob Squarepants S02E30 - The Fry Cook Games. Almost there. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar! We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Reel it in before I keelhaul ya. (Mr. Krabs jumps up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and an arm). [Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying] SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. Squidward: A sandwich? They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up). Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Okay, I’ve had enough. Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. (cut to a tv signal. Mr. Krabs: [Dressed up as a conductor] Oh, he'll come. How to Carve a Pineapple, 1. Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. I mean, a crew like you comes around maybe once in a lifetime. #Arts & Entertainment #Movies #the spongebob squarepants movie. kind-uyr. Look, boys, I Mr. Krabs: Yippee! Do you know what this is? [tries to pry open the clam; he stops.] [Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Is it another fishing trip? I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. Stop playing that music! and Squidward are on the lower deck) Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I’ll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip. 053b - Clams At the Krusty Krab, Sandals purchases an order of coral bits, and a alarm suddenly blares out. "Ugh" SpongeBob: Congratulations, Mr. Krabs. Haven't you-[cuts off after Mr. Krabs laugh oddly] Whoo-ha! Why? Hey, Im actually doing it. Come on back! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! Mr. Krabs! [Music plays] Oh no. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams [Catches a clam then he throws it back] then throw them back. Mr. Krabs: It wasn’t easy. I told you. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. Every crab’s goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I Squidward: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you? Squidward: [Ripping off his beard] That's it, I'm finished! Everybody get out, you're spoiling me moment! SpongeBob: (pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window) Psst, try the coral bits. List of episode transcripts SpongeBob: Okay. Sandals: Uhh, what? He pulls out a dollar, and then Mr. Krabs goes really crazy and throws balloons and party-like behavior at the Krusty Krab. (shows dollar bill just like described), SpongeBob: (Holding a blue make-up kit) Actually, it's Coral Blue number t...(Squidward hits him with the fishing pole), Mr. Krabs: I trusted you, and you gave me this? SpongeBob encourages him to try Coral Bits, and Scooter decides to choose it. You expect me to break my back over a sandwich? (scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach), Squidward: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village? SpongeBob: Oh, I get ya. SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! With many thanks to Spongebuddy Mania for writing all the translscripts! The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. again. TED Talk Subtitles and Transcript: When you think about the deep blue sea, you might instantly think of whales or coral reefs. Squidward: We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar! What will you have? I'm begging ya! Huh? [Taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror] Closer. You can help The Parody Wiki by expanding it.This is a transcript forSpongeBob SquarePants Meets Blue's Clues: What Experiment Does Blue Want to Try? Squidward: Look again. Can’t you hear the music? SpongeBob SquarePants takes leave from the town of Bikini Bottom in order to track down King Neptune's stolen crown. Squidward: No. cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. 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